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Dummy Financial Adviser Kidnapped!

February 9, 2010

What do you know? Four pensioners kidnapped their financial adviser for losing their retirement savings of more than $2,000,000.00!  He invested their money for them in the American subprime housing market that collapsed. The kidnappers are facing 5 to 20 years in prison.

Dear investors, this is not the way to vent your frustration at having to live poor for the rest of your lives after working so hard for many years. You may go to prison. For you it may be too late, but for the millions of investors intending to give their money to other investing counsellors to invest for them, who will lose their savings in the next 1 to 10 years, it is not too late. Subscribe to my blog to save your ass and don’t forget to tell your friends about me. I am on a world crusade to protect middle-class people from being ripped off by crooks, or getting ripped off by stupid financial advisers who don’t know how to invest securely for profits to their clients. Hey, pensioners, if your dummy financial adviser, instead of buying mortgage derivative junk, bought for you 25,000 Apple shares at $80 per share in October 2008, he could have sold the shares for $210 a few months later for $5,250,000.00! You would have become wealthy! All it takes is a few minutes a day to devote to a glorious future! I provide the instructions free!

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